Former CDC Director: “20 Billion Zillion Bajillion More Coronavirus Deaths by Midnight Tonight”

I hate to tell you this, but coronavirus is already inside your house. Right now.

They say we’re all going to die someday.

But not you: you are going to die now.

We’re all going to die now.


Another 20,000 Covid-19 deaths by the end of the month are “inevitable,” according to a former director of the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

The estimate is based on the number of infections “that have already occurred,” Dr. Tom Frieden said Saturday, during CNN’s “Coronavirus: Facts and Fears” town hall.

The United States reported 57,420 new coronavirus cases on Friday, the highest number of new daily cases since August.

“Anytime we ignore, minimize or underestimate this virus, we do so at our peril and the peril of people whose lives depend on us,” Frieden said.

More than 7.7 million people have been infected with the virus in the US and 214,377 have died, according to data from Johns Hopkins University.

Our fates are already sealed.

We only have one option: totally unhinged panic.

We have to lobby the government to force people to wear motorcycle helmets sealed with hot glue 24 hours a day, including when they’re in the shower.