February 13, 2020
The proud homosexual presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg, a man who allows other men to ram their penises into his anus and also eats semen, is worried that Donald Trump doesn’t know what to do with him.
Surely, it can’t be that hard to figure out, Pete reckons.
Former Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg has suggested that President Trump refrained from attacking him because he didn’t know how to handle him as a candidate.
“I don’t think he can figure out what to do with me, and that’s fine by me,” he told NBC in an interview that aired Tuesday.
NBC anchor Savannah Guthrie had asked him why Trump appeared to not to attack him like he did former Vice President Joe Biden.
“Look, I’m not that focused on this president’s approach because they always do the same thing — he’s going to find a vulnerability and if he can’t, he’ll make one up,” Buttigieg said. “We got to focus not on him or on me, but on voters.”
Hear that, voter?
Pete Buttigieg is going to focus on you.
So, if you’re a man, and you don’t like having things rammed into your holes, you might want to be cautious with this one. Because his entire existence, the very way he defines himself as a human being, has to do with shoving things in holes.
Of course, I personally think that’s great, but I’m just saying, if you don’t like that, then you are going to want to keep an eye on Pete, because he’s targeting you.