Steven Spielberg’s Adopted Negress Daughter Announces She’s Going Full Porno

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
February 20, 2020

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Great jokes in this article. I’m gonna have to learn to write news like this.

New York Post:

Maybe she should’ve phoned home first?

Mikaela Spielberg, 23, the daughter of legendary film director Steven Spielberg, 73, and his actress wife, Kate Capshaw, 66, revealed Wednesday that she is starring in her own solo porn videos.

The Nashville, Tenn., resident also announced to the US Sun that she hopes to score an exotic dancing gig as soon as she hustles up her state stripper’s license, which is reportedly quite difficult to obtain.

The “E.T.” director’s child says she told her parents about her close encounters of the X-rated kind over the weekend — via FaceTime.

Mikaela admits she suffered with anxiety during childhood, and going to boarding school in her teens led to eating disorders and depression — but she doesn’t blame her famous folks.

“It’s not my parents’ fault,” says Mikaela, who was adopted by Steven and Kate as a baby. “They couldn’t have known.”

The self-proclaimed “sexual creature” told the outlet, as she grew more confident in adulthood, she “got really tired of not being able to capitalize on my body and, frankly, I got really tired of being told to hate my body.”

That’s where stranger adoption will get you: you paid hundreds of thousands to enable a negress to become a porn star.

Stranger adoption is literally the worst thing ever, whatever the race of the brat.

I’ve written about it:

Never in my life have I heard a good stranger adoption tale. And these black chillens are literally being bought from their parents and resold to Americans at vastly inflated prices. Evangelicals were running a baby trafficking scheme in Cambodia and they kicked that all out of the country.

Nasty, nasty.

I don’t know what Spielberg was doing. Probably something satanic.

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