February 14, 2020
The most beautiful act a man can do with another man is to ram his penis into the other man’s anus. But the beauty is in what his act leads to: using the state to kidnap a male child that can be used for whatever purposes the loving men want to use it for.
Pete Buttigieg and his husband, Chasten, want kids — and sometime soon — but he just has to get through the 2020 presidential election and maybe be elected commander-in-chief first.
But then after!
“I obviously threw a wrench in our short-term plans,” Buttigieg, the 38-year-old former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, tells PEOPLE a little wryly. “No matter what happens, I think the next chapter in our personal lives is going to be about kids.”
It warms the heart how far we’ve come.
Watch this documentary about just how beautiful it is when a man and another man are able to kidnap a small boy, and realize that President Anus will be the first person to ever do this in the White House.
It’s a beautiful story on Valentine’s Day, to know that love comes in all sizes. As long as you’ve got an anus, and someone else has something to shove in it, love can blossom.